It's Mardi Gras time down here in the south MS / LA area. Kids are out of school all next week, and hubbies are off for Lundi Gras and Mardi Gras (that's Monday and Tuesday, yall) if they happen to work in the Big Easy, like mine does. It's time to eat king cake and wear 2 dozen cheap plastic bead necklaces around our neck. No flashing, though! Let The Good Times Roll!
If you ever decide to brave Mardi Gras, keep this lil' song by Benny Grunch and the Bunch (well known New Orleans group)in mind:
Ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day
Ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day
No matter what you say
No matter what you pay
Ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day
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Can't pee till you get home on Mardi Gras Day
Can't pee till you get home on Mardi Gras Day
Don't matter if you stay
10,000 miles away
Can't pee till you get home on Mardi Gras Day
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You could cough and you could wheeze
You could burp and you could sneeze
You could wipe your nose right on your sleeve
Can I pee on Mardi Gras Day?...........NO WAY!
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Can't pee in a taxi, that ain't nice
Ok, just this once, no more than twice
But if you leave a stain
Don't have to be ashamed
How you think them yellow cabs done got their name?
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Rich folks get to pee on Mardi Gras Day
Only Rich folks get to pee on Mardi Gras Day
They up there on their balconies
They pee all over you and me
Rich folks get to pee on Mardi Gras Day
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I said there ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day
Ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day
Ain't no stall when nature call
Gotta go in front of God and all
Cause ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras Day.
I gotta go, baby! I gotta go real bad!
I've had a few people ask me if I was going to post again- well hell yes. I have been having some computer issues off and on lately- very frustrating. So if anyone is still reading my silly ramblings, don't give up on me... I'll catch yall later!
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